Because sometimes we need a comedy about depression instead of a drama.
Daily Schedule:
8:00 am - Lez be real, even non-depressed people don't get up this early unless they have too
9:00 am - First alarm cruelly rips you from your beautiful dream about a beautiful man and the beautiful life you have together
9:15 am - Second alarm repeats process furthering the beautiful man from your reach even more
9:30 am- Third alarm goes off and you put a pillow over your head to convince yourself the world will go away if you ignore it
10:00 am - You turn off all remaining alarms telling yourself you're only going to lie in bed for 5 more minutes
.....
12:00 pm - You wake in a quick jolt and realized that you've missed plans for coffee with friends and then tell yourself it's okay because it's their fault for thinking you would get out of bed
1:00 pm - You finally leave the bed after checking the weather, instagram, playing a couple games of plague to make yourself feel better by killing off the entire world
2:00 pm - You've finally put yourself together, bathed if necessary, brushed teeth and put on clothes that remotely look like you put effort in your appearance where honestly you just had to smell check every piece of clothing
2:30 pm - You get coffee and tell yourself that coffee is wonderful and makes life worth living
3:00 pm - You realize you have no plans and or having done anything you intended on doing.
3:30 pm - You rummage fridge for contents of what makes up your breakfast and/or lunch
4:00 pm - Take a nap
.....
6:00 pm - You try and make dinner plans but people are busy and your lazy so you just snack on chips
6:20 pm - You start binge watching anything on Netflix
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2:00 am - You take break from binge watching tv and realize that you should probably be asleep and convince yourself to climb in bed.
Wash, rinse and repeat
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